I'm afraid of growing up...

"You're not overweight, you're not fat. You're chubby, and cute. We all love you, don't be afraid of yourself, be afraid of others, the ones who want to take advantage of you. You're perfectly amazing, darling."

theberlinpaywall:

i have found the most important facebook page

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goatactivist:

jetgreguar:

tommy imma let u in on a secret

im lit as fuck rn

the ol’ razzle dazzle

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ghostgif:

*does 360 on heelies* wanna date me?

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winterfellis:

you ever in the mood to get hit by a car and spend like 1 month in the hospital 

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f-yeah-americanhorrorstory:

When you finally pee after holding it for a long time.

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sorry:

sleep:

with me

but no

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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

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wish i was kissing you instead of thinking about you

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