I'm afraid of growing up...

"You're not overweight, you're not fat. You're chubby, and cute. We all love you, don't be afraid of yourself, be afraid of others, the ones who want to take advantage of you. You're perfectly amazing, darling."

its-a-joke-mkay:

fidefortitude:

crofefs:

i love how there is no comments on this everyone just gets the reference

No. No, I don’t get the reference. 300 thousand people have reblogged this without a word, without so much as a tag, because apparently we all get the reference. I fucking don’t. This has passed by my dashboard hundreds of fucking times and nobody ever asks what the fuck it is.

I’m officially terming this post a conspiracy. 300000 people could not just know what this is. You’re all reblogging this to fit in, or because you know it messes with people, or because you’re the fucking Matrix. You’re the Matrix, aren’t you? You’re all a bunch of Mr Smiths living in a world of green code. Well fuck you all and fuck your stupid post. I’m off to save fucking Zion.

Fuck this.

Dude it’s from spongebob

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

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  • me sitting at the bus stop for 30 seconds: where the bus
justmadoka:

by 「ume」

justmadoka:

by 「ume

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a-storm-for-every-spring:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Dogs and Tumblr

One of these things is not like the others

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

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usbdongle:

*re-reads sex chapter of fanfiction over breakfast cereal like it’s the morning paper*

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hmbcp:

danceisagodgivengift:

Women’s Halloween costumes make me mad.

look at the names of the luigi one 

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cumfort:

feelings are so complicated i don’t know if i like you or i’m just bored

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maruti-bitamin:

Almost inktober..!

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niuniente:

Sort of a sequel to marine biology au’s "How Haru met Makoto".

Haru lives rather far away from the area where Makoto’s pack lives, so Makoto’s both flattered and blushed.

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